homicidal somnambulism

northfalls:

On what it was like shooting the purple wedding: ”All of us girls are sitting there, because it’s so hot in Dubrovnik in Croatia in the summer. So we’re all sitting with our skirts up around our necks, you know, playing scrabble. It’s very glamorous” — Natalie Dormer on Late Night with Seth Meyers (x)

Gosh she’s a cute lil’ thing.

…also I’m jealous of blondes with undercuts because they don’t look sloppy when they grow out a bit. Harumph.

cristinabeller:

Bleached & Sterilized Muskrat skull with Quartz Crystal Points, on small bronze chain. $42.00

impa1a:

feytaline-loves:

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

tbh goldfish & snakes need to be switched in terms of effort, lol

… If you think snakes are near Tamagotchi status in difficultly to take care of, please never own a snake.

^ YUP. 

impa1a:

feytaline-loves:

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

tbh goldfish & snakes need to be switched in terms of effort, lol

… If you think snakes are near Tamagotchi status in difficultly to take care of, please never own a snake.

^ YUP. 

dammit

I swore my tumblr would never deteriorate into a sporadic feed of my instagram photos.

radioactiveshoes:

jaythenerdkid:

pieces-of-emilie:

lackadaisycats:

sleepmurder:

On the importance of GOOD PHOTOS of shelter pets:

These two precious little kits are at Gaston County Animal Control in Dallas, North Carolina (they are both adoptable). This is a high-intake kill shelter in an impoverished rural area. On some days in spring and early summer, they take in over 40 new animals in a seven-hour period (yesterday intake was 32). They have a few nice SLR cameras and a few ACOs who know how to use them, but with the sheer numbers coming in every day, in addition to all the other jobs the staff is doing, quite often there is just no time to set up a good photo. Most animals will not sit still and must be held by someone, leading to partially-obscured, shadowed, or unnaturally posed animals, and photos are usually taken immediately upon intake, which means inside a small room with no windows or in the box of the AC truck. Not ideal conditions for photography! Not to mention that AC probably smells like hell on earth for 90% of dogs and cats, so even friendly animals who will acclimate quickly are terrified upon arrival.

However, although this shelter is high-intake, most of the employees really do want to see animals get out the front door, and they manage to save way more than they euthanize. They are extremely accommodating to volunteers who want to take photos of the animals, and I went to help out for the first time last Saturday. 

It was so. Much. Fun! I was wrangling the dogs while another girl took photos, so basically I just got jumped on, slobbered all over, and yanked around at the end of a leash, but I loved it. We got some great photos, and of the eleven dogs we took out, nine of them were adopted or rescued, including several who’d been completely overlooked due to bad intake photos. I also got some great photos and videos of cats and kittens lounging and playing that were worlds better than their flash-in-the-face intake photos.

So what I’m saying here is, if you have a decent camera that you know how to use, your local shelter has an online presence, and you want to really and truly help animals, go volunteer! You will quite literally be saving lives just by snapping some photos! DO IT.

Pls signal boost!

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Here are the kittens’ threads if you are local and interested in adopting or fostering:
Black with white feets, #3996, male
Gray tabby, #3997, male




Meanwhile, I was asked to reblog this and it seemed worthwhile.  Photography is not the first thing that springs to mind when it comes to helping out kill or no-kill shelters, but it makes sense that it could make a difference for a lot of animals if you happen to be pretty good at it and you have a little time to volunteer.

The more i do this kind of work the more i love it, and love meeting the animals and hearing their stories and seeing them go to good homes. i know was there and who isnt next time and it fills my heart with happiness.

notice to my photographer friends who love animals: try this, maybe?

Wow. I’ve been wanting to volunteer at my local shelter & help via my photography for ages. This may be the shove I need.

Here’s another shove: DO IT

The animals will love you for it. 

( also reminder to self to re-do this post with dogs! )

Look what I got! Just through the weekend AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME! 🐶 #fosterdog

Look what I got! Just through the weekend AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME! 🐶 #fosterdog

Sprawl.

Sprawl.

"This is my dead dog pose." 💀#badtaxidermy #badjoke

"This is my dead dog pose." 💀#badtaxidermy #badjoke

  1. tell myself, “I’m gonna get some WORK done!”
  2. log OFF of tumblr
  3. work for 5min
  4. phone buzzes: new email, “You have a new follower”
  5. click through, she looks interesting, open on desktop
  6. spend 30min scrolling through new follower’s blog
  7. FUCK, I’M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING

agentaryastark:

#WAS THIS EPISODE EVEN REAL

I LOVE IT THOUGH! What’s fantasy without a little camp?


Fuck the king

aaaaaahahaha yesssss

Fuck the king

aaaaaahahaha yesssss

Dog show! #ukc #apbt #carolinaclassic

Dog show! #ukc #apbt #carolinaclassic

Just gonna leave this here…..

Just gonna leave this here…..

whiskeyandspentbrass:

budltman:

1970 Mustang Mach 1

This is important.

OH MAMA