homicidal somnambulism

Apr 16

Look what I got! Just through the weekend AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME! 🐢 #fosterdog

Look what I got! Just through the weekend AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME! 🐢 #fosterdog

Apr 13

Sprawl.

Sprawl.

Apr 09

"This is my dead dog pose." πŸ’€#badtaxidermy #badjoke

"This is my dead dog pose." πŸ’€#badtaxidermy #badjoke

Apr 08

  1. tell myself, “I’m gonna get some WORK done!”
  2. log OFF of tumblr
  3. work for 5min
  4. phone buzzes:Β new email, “You have a new follower”
  5. click through, she looks interesting, open on desktop
  6. spend 30min scrolling through new follower’s blog
  7. FUCK, I’M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING

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Fuck the king

aaaaaahahaha yesssss

Fuck the king

aaaaaahahaha yesssss

(Source: holden421, via going-to-scranton)

Apr 05

Dog show! #ukc #apbt #carolinaclassic

Dog show! #ukc #apbt #carolinaclassic

Apr 04

Just gonna leave this here…..

Just gonna leave this here…..

Mar 28

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(Source: charlie8bit, via ulf-goatrider)

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Weedeater live [x]


Come back to Charlotte!

Weedeater live [x]

Come back to Charlotte!

(Source: chaosgifs, via dopesmokexritual)

Mar 27

I kind of hate marriage but I do love a wedding where everyone is smiling and giddy and just HAPPY the whole time. And I’ve only been to one of those, so they’re rare, but they do exist.

Little doe-face watching me cook. Tomorrow at this time she’ll be headed to her new home. πŸ˜ͺπŸ’œ #fosterdog

Little doe-face watching me cook. Tomorrow at this time she’ll be headed to her new home. πŸ˜ͺπŸ’œ #fosterdog

Mar 25

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