deliriantdog:

my favorite thing to do when i wake up in the morning is go back to sleep

comedycentral:

meereeneseknot:

“I’ve just never really been into porn…I mean, the idea of people getting paid to have sex, it’s just awful. It’s never ever turned me on.”

This sketch was awesome.

briggzbadwolf:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

gpoy at local d-bag bar on friday

dirkkat:

i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts

I aim for someplace in the middle—just enough of an enigma to keep you interested. ;D

instaplur:

Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

this is the answer, folks

saranrenee:

my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta

rabioheab:

grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights

lindseythestrange:

I’m looking for:

-Warms 

In case anyone was wondering what my new blog title is from, “iwill climb on top of you in the night and settle like a tiny rain cloud” was too long.

ejakeulati0n:

current mood: why the fuck am i not currently consuming a milkshake