my favorite thing to do when i wake up in the morning is go back to sleep
“I’ve just never really been into porn…I mean, the idea of people getting paid to have sex, it’s just awful. It’s never ever turned me on.”
This sketch was awesome.
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
I aim for someplace in the middle—just enough of an enigma to keep you interested. ;D
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
this is the answer, folks
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights
I’m looking for:
In case anyone was wondering what my new blog title is from, “iwill climb on top of you in the night and settle like a tiny rain cloud” was too long.
current mood: why the fuck am i not currently consuming a milkshake