homicidal somnambulism

Hey Vine, add sharing to Tumblr already, geez! Nobody on my FB cares about 7 second videos of my derpy pets.

…also apparently you have to GO TO MY ACTUAL BLOG to hear the sound, which is the cutest part of the damn video, jesus christ tumblr get ti together!

kingjaffejoffer:

Hello cats compilation

This is why cats are the best—that 3.5min will be the highlight of my day. I read somewhere once that cats have one of the largest “vocabuaries” of any terrestrial mammals (or something like that) because they can make so many different vowel and consonant sounds. I especially love the way they sometimes mimic humans, i.e. repeating the correct number of syllables back to you even if they don’t necessarily make the correct sounds. Marilyn does this with “I love you” every day with me when I leave for work.

gpoMarilyn

memattbe:

my cat is snoring

Marilyn snores so loud sometimes you can hear it from another room.

Why yes, Marilyn, the back of my knees is a great place to lay while I do homework….

Why yes, Marilyn, the back of my knees is a great place to lay while I do homework….

Stripes ‘n stripes!

Stripes ‘n stripes!

My house is full of critters and I wouldn’t have it any other way. ❤

My house is full of critters and I wouldn’t have it any other way. ❤

When I go to bed, all the menagerie follows. But most especially the Princess. ♥

When I go to bed, all the menagerie follows. But most especially the Princess. ♥

"What’s this?!" #catsofinstagram #halloween #didyougetthatreference

"What’s this?!" #catsofinstagram #halloween #didyougetthatreference

Cats have become decor at my house…does this make me a crazy cat lady? (Taken with Instagram)

Cats have become decor at my house…does this make me a crazy cat lady? (Taken with Instagram)

cats ‘n cats and boob

cats ‘n cats and boob

Perch. #catsofinstagram (Taken with Instagram)

Perch. #catsofinstagram (Taken with Instagram)

Furball.

Furball.

oh good christ in heaven i am dead

Sleepy cuddles. (Taken with Instagram)

Sleepy cuddles. (Taken with Instagram)