homicidal somnambulism

parks and rec meme | favorite character » april ludgate

I’m pretty sarcastic, so people that don’t know me may think I’m a bitch.
Aubrey Plaza (via mawlzrawr)

FAVOURITE FICTIONAL FEMALES 

“My mom’s Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colorful.”

Hey nerds!

“Sir, have you ever kissed a gentleman?”

“One time in college… And a lot since then.”

I’m gonna start asking people, “Sir, have you ever kissed a gentleman?” #TOTALLYSERIOUS